Powered by Caffeine and Spite Funny Military Coffee T-Shirt | Trope Soldiers
Powered by Caffeine and Spite Funny Military Coffee T-Shirt | Trope Soldiers
Fueled by caffeine and a little bit of spite. This bronze toy-soldier-style graphic, mid-chug and fully committed, is for everyone whose morning mission starts with a hot cup and a bad attitude.
Part of the Trope Soldiers collection from Patriot Trek: classic military-life jokes, drawn like the plastic toy soldiers from your childhood.
- Soft, lightweight unisex tee with a relaxed classic fit
- Durable, vibrant print that holds up in the wash
- Great gift for service members, veterans and military families
- Sizes S to 3XL (see size chart below)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Coffee first. Then the comeback. This T-Shirt features a bold vintage-style figure with the words “Powered by caffeine and spite,” capturing the determined humor of early mornings, long shifts, deadline sprints, and stubbornly getting things done. Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton, it has a classic crew neckline and clean fit that works with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket. The smooth fabric gives the design a crisp surface, while the resilient construction keeps the shirt comfortable through everyday wear. A fitting choice for coffee-fueled rebels, night owls, overworked creatives, and anyone who meets the day with a strong brew and stronger resolve.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton fabric with a smooth, durable feel
- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; includes a comfortable tear-away label
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Unisex classic-fit t-shirt, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean