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This isn't my resting face. It's about you. One grumpy bulldog, one mug of coffee, and zero patience for small talk before the second cup. A funny coffee shirt for people whose face says it all.

Made for coffee lovers, dog people, sarcastic coworkers, and anyone who has been told to smile more. Wear it to the office, the dog park, or anywhere you need to make your point without saying a word.

Why you'll love it

Soft, lightweight cotton-poly blend that feels comfortable all day
Unisex fit for men and women, sizes XS to 5XL
Bold retro-style illustration with cream lettering and gold stars
Printed to order with durable direct-to-garment ink for a long-lasting design

Great gift for

Bulldog owners, dog lovers, coffee addicts, sarcastic friends, and anyone with a famous scowl. A fun birthday, Secret Santa, or just-because gift.

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron on the design. Do not bleach or dry clean.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Next Level 6210, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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