Dark brown military T-shirt with a soldier hiding behind a wall graphic and humorous text.

Can't Get Tasked If They Can't Find You Funny Military T-Shirt | Trope Soldiers

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Dark brown military T-shirt with a soldier hiding behind a wall graphic and humorous text.
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Can't Get Tasked If They Can't Find You Funny Military T-Shirt | Trope Soldiers

Can't Get Tasked If They Can't Find You Funny Military T-Shirt | Trope Soldiers

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You cannot get tasked if they cannot find you. This olive toy-soldier-style graphic, crouched behind cover and staying very, very quiet, is for everyone who knows the best duty assignment is the one nobody remembers to give you.

Part of the Trope Soldiers collection from Patriot Trek: classic military-life jokes, drawn like the plastic toy soldiers from your childhood.

  • Soft, lightweight unisex tee with a relaxed classic fit
  • Durable, vibrant print that holds up in the wash
  • Great gift for service members, veterans and military families
  • Sizes S to 3XL (see size chart below)
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 A little military humor for people who know the job is never really finished. This shirt features a weathered olive-toned soldier graphic beside a barrier, with the line “Can’t get tasked if they can’t find you.” It speaks to service members, veterans, military families, and anyone who has mastered the art of staying tactically out of sight. Lightweight and easy to wear, it fits naturally into base-town errands, barracks downtime, deployment care packages, veteran meetups, and military-themed gatherings. The classic crew-neck silhouette keeps the look clean while the understated design lets the joke do the talking. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a smooth, print-ready surface, it has a comfortable feel for everyday wear. The tubular construction has no side seams, while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape help the shirt keep its shape. Heather and select colored options use cotton-polyester blends.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton; heather and select colors use cotton-polyester blends
- Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric with a smooth, durable surface
- Classic fit with a crew neckline for versatile everyday wear
- Tubular knit construction without side seams reduces fabric waste and improves comfort
- Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label support shape retention and easy wear

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Unisex classic-fit t-shirt, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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