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Big mouth, and I still talk less than you. This sleepy pelican, mug of coffee in hand, has heard enough for one morning. A funny coffee shirt for people who run on caffeine and quiet.

Made for coffee lovers, introverts, early risers, and anyone who has survived a long meeting that could have been an email. Pair it with jeans and a travel mug.

Why you'll love it

Soft, lightweight cotton-poly blend that feels comfortable all day
Unisex fit for men and women, sizes XS to 5XL
Bold retro-style illustration with a crisp, readable slogan and blue-and-gold accents
Printed to order with durable direct-to-garment ink for a long-lasting design

Great gift for

Coffee addicts, bird lovers, quiet coworkers, teachers, nurses, and anyone who wishes the meeting would end. A fun birthday, Secret Santa, or just-because gift.

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron on the design. Do not bleach or dry clean.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Next Level 6210, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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