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This shirt just gets it. Featuring a vintage badge design with a prairie dog and the words "Always Alert / Always Tired / Pop Up, Lie Down" — this tee perfectly captures the daily struggle of being exhausted but somehow still functioning.
A must-have for anyone who identifies with being permanently tired yet perpetually awake. Perfect for dog lovers, night owls, coffee addicts, and everyone who's ever wanted to just lie down.
✅ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
• Relatable and funny vintage badge graphic
• "Always Alert Always Tired" — the mood of a generation
• Soft, breathable 100% cotton for all-day comfort
• Classic unisex fit — great for men, women, and teens
• Available in multiple colors and sizes (S–5XL)
• Perfect birthday, holiday, or "thinking of you" gift
📦 ABOUT YOUR ORDER:
• Printed to order with care — made just for you
• Ships directly to your door
• Please check the size chart before ordering
Perfect for: tired people, dog owners, sarcastic gift shoppers, vintage badge tee fans, coworker gifts, best friend gifts, and anyone who loves a good laugh.
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Always Alert Always Tired T-Shirt | Funny Prairie Dog Badge Tee | Sarcastic Gift for Dog Lovers
$18.95
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