{"product_id":"sarcastic-opossum-coffee-t-shirt-funny-wish-i-lacked-critical-thinking-skills-tee","title":"Sarcastic Opossum Coffee T-Shirt | Funny Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Skills Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCritical thinking is overrated. Coffee is not.\u003c\/strong\u003e This funny opossum coffee t-shirt features a weary, wide-eyed opossum clutching a mug beneath the line \"Wish I lacked critical thinking skills. Y'all seem so happy.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the dry-humor graphic tee for the overthinker, the over-qualified, and anyone who has ever sat through a meeting thinking \"surely that can't be the plan.\" Wear it to work, class, or any group chat where you see everything coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, lightweight cotton-poly blend that feels comfortable all day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit for men and women, sizes XS to 5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCream lettering and a detailed vintage-style opossum illustration that pops on dark and light shirt colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order with durable direct-to-garment ink for a crisp, long-lasting design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGreat gift for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoffee lovers, overthinkers, sarcastic coworkers, teachers, nurses, engineers, opossum and weird-animal fans, and anyone with a sharp sense of humor. A great birthday, Secret Santa, or just-because gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not bleach or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Next Level 6210, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"CVC Black \/ XS","offer_id":67730960449856,"sku":"18105711441711317476","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Espresso \/ XS","offer_id":67730960482624,"sku":"31544687165778907390","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Military Green \/ XS","offer_id":67730960515392,"sku":"19248752698814384976","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Purple Rush \/ XS","offer_id":67730960548160,"sku":"27044755151376096466","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Storm \/ XS","offer_id":67730960580928,"sku":"11027846883219285149","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ XS","offer_id":67730960613696,"sku":"95246562747566294335","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cool Blue \/ XS","offer_id":67730960646464,"sku":"30776380893539894290","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest Green \/ XS","offer_id":67730960679232,"sku":"28130998679865826104","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heavy Metal \/ XS","offer_id":67730960712000,"sku":"16700609302517631145","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ XS","offer_id":67730960744768,"sku":"10880913089417628706","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Black \/ S","offer_id":67730960777536,"sku":"18202763589480137453","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Espresso \/ S","offer_id":67730960810304,"sku":"13158490356677413658","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Military Green \/ S","offer_id":67730960843072,"sku":"10488829426012966265","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Purple Rush \/ S","offer_id":67730960875840,"sku":"17178277769932990960","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Storm \/ S","offer_id":67730960908608,"sku":"70966924909143779800","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ S","offer_id":67730960941376,"sku":"16409559846627413315","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cool Blue \/ S","offer_id":67730960974144,"sku":"31415131442873434873","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":67730961006912,"sku":"13602921187014279876","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heavy Metal \/ S","offer_id":67730961039680,"sku":"15605035946240131373","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ S","offer_id":67730961072448,"sku":"24696784758021649782","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Black \/ M","offer_id":67730961105216,"sku":"14079511453639546601","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Espresso \/ M","offer_id":67730961137984,"sku":"32244679045328043087","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Military Green \/ M","offer_id":67730961170752,"sku":"19023870601697927814","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Purple Rush \/ M","offer_id":67730961203520,"sku":"15925539288169344136","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Storm \/ M","offer_id":67730961236288,"sku":"31008827214234545318","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ M","offer_id":67730961269056,"sku":"75320811350625319173","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cool Blue \/ M","offer_id":67730961301824,"sku":"33108382681948756935","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":67730961334592,"sku":"13143074866351972274","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heavy Metal \/ M","offer_id":67730961367360,"sku":"33148585954065663959","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ M","offer_id":67730961400128,"sku":"19196228512269802112","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Black \/ L","offer_id":67730961432896,"sku":"58336635543228294263","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Espresso \/ L","offer_id":67730961465664,"sku":"31969657094519426652","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Military Green \/ L","offer_id":67730961498432,"sku":"24042993209093515485","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Purple Rush \/ L","offer_id":67730961531200,"sku":"76007052983253803991","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Storm \/ L","offer_id":67730961563968,"sku":"21026418095544455486","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ L","offer_id":67730961596736,"sku":"22647694863382661862","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cool Blue \/ L","offer_id":67730961629504,"sku":"12655582840370590832","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":67730961662272,"sku":"29902304124930852493","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heavy Metal \/ L","offer_id":67730961695040,"sku":"11872133838269541287","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ L","offer_id":67730961727808,"sku":"26746916598952570261","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Black \/ XL","offer_id":67730961760576,"sku":"17916262215164851052","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Espresso \/ XL","offer_id":67730961793344,"sku":"25383193706104199317","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":67730961826112,"sku":"28492299364020268742","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Purple Rush \/ XL","offer_id":67730961858880,"sku":"28529976506699317354","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Storm \/ XL","offer_id":67730961891648,"sku":"72701822840227720098","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ XL","offer_id":67730961924416,"sku":"31945544200543183133","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cool Blue \/ XL","offer_id":67730961957184,"sku":"31454847354357513865","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":67730961989952,"sku":"14648560389024184060","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heavy Metal \/ XL","offer_id":67730962022720,"sku":"17113222893955885205","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":67730962055488,"sku":"20462228557988795778","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67730962088256,"sku":"16621605710790306861","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Espresso \/ 2XL","offer_id":67730962121024,"sku":"73031508881597018039","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67730962153792,"sku":"14274407978941587905","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Purple Rush \/ 2XL","offer_id":67730962186560,"sku":"24279660499260837552","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Storm \/ 2XL","offer_id":67730962219328,"sku":"25553224941254528919","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":67730962252096,"sku":"23714569942670655211","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cool Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":67730962284864,"sku":"29030712638271360480","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67730962317632,"sku":"22650671674880938375","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heavy Metal \/ 2XL","offer_id":67730962350400,"sku":"18538455593212268439","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":67730962383168,"sku":"10357098252337989487","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67730962415936,"sku":"21266159357755781865","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Espresso \/ 3XL","offer_id":67730962448704,"sku":"24946508900919960028","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67730962481472,"sku":"16934466654947300840","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Purple Rush \/ 3XL","offer_id":67730962514240,"sku":"93058487037415443982","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Storm \/ 3XL","offer_id":67730962547008,"sku":"81800451246433889847","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":67730962579776,"sku":"19502025990690010256","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cool Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":67730962612544,"sku":"19579602098510462932","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67730962645312,"sku":"21741047844716321009","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Heavy Metal \/ 3XL","offer_id":67730962678080,"sku":"33973648474346687499","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":67730962710848,"sku":"29747235869024763933","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67730962743616,"sku":"30454603509723692104","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":67730962776384,"sku":"17964592374718898554","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Purple Rush \/ 4XL","offer_id":67730962809152,"sku":"25548701387212991125","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":67730962841920,"sku":"25300597098410955604","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67730962874688,"sku":"10732411336281665211","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":67730962907456,"sku":"23852375717421799069","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0973\/8980\/5888\/files\/16011548576096372888_2048.jpg?v=1791437416","url":"https:\/\/patriottrek.com\/products\/sarcastic-opossum-coffee-t-shirt-funny-wish-i-lacked-critical-thinking-skills-tee","provider":"Patriot Trek","version":"1.0","type":"link"}